April 22, 2024 | Samantha Henman

20 Wildly Expensive Foods—And Their Cheap Equivalents


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If you’ve got champagne taste on a store-brand soda budget, it doesn’t mean that you’re relegated to just reading about gourmet foods. Just because something is expensive doesn’t mean it’s good—and it doesn’t mean it needs to be inaccessible, either.Ef Thumb

Expensive: Japanese Black Watermelons

These specially grown watermelons, featuring black skin and pink flesh, go for around $6,000. Not only are they rare and hard to grow—only 100 are grown each year—their flesh is said to be sweeter and have fewer seeds than regular water.

black watermelon on the red backgroundretirementbonus, Shutterstock

Equivalent: In-Season Watermelon

You don’t have to spend $6,000 to get the best watermelon of your life. The trick is to selecting the ripest watermelon possible from your regular ol’ grocery store. Heavier is better, and the skin should be dark and dull, not light and shiny. The field spot, where it rested on the ground, should be yellow or cream colored, not white.

Woman Wearing a White Top Choosing WatermelonsMike Jones

Expensive: Ibérico Ham

Ibérico ham is one of the most expensive preserved meats in the world, because the pigs that it comes from have an especially high fat content, and it’s aged for longer. A whole leg can run you around $1,900.

ham slice with knifeStudio Nut, Shutterstock

Equivalent: Serrano Ham

If you’ve always wanted to try Ibérico ham but don’t have the budget for it, try Serrano ham. It comes from the same type of pig but isn’t aged for as long, meaning it’s much more accessible for the average person.

Ham on a wooden platebeats1, Shutterstock

Expensive: Abalone

Abalone is a type of large sea snail that can be found in cold waters, though the more expensive kinds often come from Australia. It can go for rougly $120 per mollusk and is often referred to as the “King of Seafood”.

Fresh raw abalone on marblemnimage, Shutterstock

Equivalent: Conch

Sure, there’s always escargots, but one of the most delicious varieties of sea snail is the conch, proncounced “conk,” which is often used in Caribbean cuisine. A good bowl of Jamaican conch soup, with meaty conch, corn, potatoes, and flavorful broth, will convert any mollusk-phobic.

Seashell Dish in Black Round BowlRuandom Zhong, Pexels

Expensive: Saffron

The delicate, expensive spice comes from the stems of specially harvested flowers. It adds a unique flavor and beautiful yellow-orange hue to dishes like paella. It can go for almost $10,000 per lb.

Red Saffron Spice on Brown Wooden SpoonVictoria Bowers, Pexels

Equivalent: Turmeric And Paprika

Well, if you have a sketchy small grocery store in your neighborhood, you might have access to cheap “saffron,” which is actually fake—and will add a bitter or metallic taste to your food. It’s better to use a combination of turmeric and paprika to try and replicate the flavor and color of saffron on the cheap.

spoons of turmeric and hot paprikaKarolina Grabowska, Pexels

Expensive: Ayam Cemani Black Chicken

Ayam Cemani is a rare breed of chicken from Indonesia, prized for its health benefits. If you can’t get to Indonesia to try it, the costs of exporting it means that it can run thousands of dollars for a single chicken.

Ayam Cemani Black Chicken in natureDolf van der Haven, Flickr

Equivalent: Silkie Chicken

The more common Silkie chicken also has black skin and is believed to have health benefits—but it’ll cost you much less than an Ayam Cemani. It’s also leaner and gamier than regular chicken.

The White Silkie chickenLennart Tange, Flickr

Expensive: Champagne

It’s the prototypical “fancy” drink for a reason. The sparkling wine needs to be made with grapes grown in the Champagne region of France in order to be properly designated as such, and though prices vary according to region, more expensive varieties can cost tens of thousands of dollars.

Booing Me FactsPiqsels

Equivalent: Cava

Many people will suggest prosecco as a cheaper option for champagne, but quality, and most important, level of sweetness, can vary. Instead, for a consistent option, try Spanish cava, most of which comes from Catalonia. It’s inexpensive, dry, and has delicate bubbles reminiscent of champagne.

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Expensive: Matsutake Mushrooms

Once again, Japan comes through with the rare, expensive produce. Matsutake mushrooms cane go for $1,000 a pound and apparently have a “spicy” scent. They require special conditions for harvest, which contributes to the price.

image of Matsutake mushroomsChiristsumo, Shutterstock

Equivalent: Pine Mushrooms

Pine mushrooms, which grow in the Pacific Northwest, are said to have a flavor that’s similar to Matsutake mushrooms, minus the hefty price tag.

Pine mushrooms near the treeBukhta Yurii, Shutterstock

Expensive: Kopi Luwak Coffee

One of the most expensive types of coffee in the world, Kopi luwak can go for $1,550 per lb.—and the reason why is, erm, interesting. The coffee is harvested after it is eaten, digested, and expelled from the civet, a small mammal. Yup, it’s poop coffee.

Kopi Luwak Coffee Beans and coffee cupMulberry C, Shutterstock

Equivalent: Peaberry Coffee

For a different coffee expensive minus the trip through an animal’s intestine and bowels, try peaberry coffee—a type of mutated coffee bean that’s rounder than usual. Fans claim that it’s sweeter and more flavorful than regular coffee beans.

Close-Up Photo of Coffee Cup Beside Coffee BeansEngin Akyurt, Pexels

Expensive: Extra Virgin Olive Oil

Extra virgin olive oil can definitely vary in quality and price across brands, depending on the types of olives, where they’re grown, and the process for making it, with more expensive types going for about $90 per 500ml. But there’s a cheaper and just as flavorful version lurking where you least expect it.

olive oil in a bowl with olives besidePixabay, Pexels

Equivalent: Graza Sizzle Extra Virgin Olive Oil

According to a slew of tests performed by the New York Times, the best store-bought extra virgin olive oil is Graza Sizzlie extra virgin olive oil, which runs for about $14. It comes in an opaque squeeze bottle for easy use in the kitchen and has a balanced, peppery flavor.

Photo of Olives in a Cup full of Olive OilMareefe, Pexels

Expensive: Beluga Caviar

Like champagne, the words “Beluga caviar” are synonymous with luxury and a hefty price tag. It involves a long and involved harvesting process, which adds to the cost—about $34,500 per tin.

Black Caviar and Cheese on CrackersAli Nafezarefi, Pexels

Equivalent: Salmon Caviar

You don’t have to break the bank just to enjoy caviar. Specifically, salmon caviar is an inexpensive option with a great flavor and pop. Just remember to act the part and avoid using metal utensils to scoop it—it can affect the flavor, even when it comes to cheaper caviars.

Close-Up Photo of Sliced Salmon with caviarValeria Boltneva, Pexels

Expensive: White Truffles

On a list of most expensive foods, white truffles might be right at the top. They can cost up to $10,000 per pound and are mainly harvested in the Piedmont region of Italy.

White Truffles on whiteFotosr52, Shutterstock

Equivalent: Truffle Oil And Salt

Sure, you can reach pretty far for truffle substitutes—some people suggest dried porcini mushrooms as an option. But the easiest way to get a good hit of truffle flavor is by using truffle oil or salt in your cooking—just remember that a little goes a long way.

Truffle mushroom oil on wooden backgroundIngrid Balabanova, Shutterstock

Expensive: Vanilla Beans

Did you know that vanilla beans take up to a year to harvest? They’re one of the most labor-intensive crops in the world—which is why they come with the mind-boggling price tag of $600 per pound. But of course…who’s using a whole pound of vanilla on the regular.

Dried vanilla pods and flowerAfrica Studio, Shutterstock

Equivalent: Bourbon

Sure, there’s pure and artificial vanilla extracts, which make the flavor of vanilla more accessible to the home baker. But for complex hit of flavor in your favorite recipes, bourbon can also make a viable substitute—it’s sweet, oaky notes replicate the warmth of vanilla.

Bourbon oak barrels sit in their racks inside WarehouseDon Sniegowski, Flickr

Expensive: Kobe Beef

Kobe beef cows are specially bred and require unique living conditions. This produces beautifully marbled beef—which comes with a price tag of $250 per pounds.

Red Meat With Chili Pepper and Green Spiesmali maeder, Pexels

Equivalent: Prime Grade Ribeye

If you’re looking for a cheaper option with similar marbling from a butcher shop, ask for prime grade ribeye steak, which has more fat content than a striploin or tenderloin steak.

ribeye steak on white plate with decorationsValeria Boltneva, Pexels

Expensive: Edible Gold Leaf

Admired for its effect rather than its flavor, edible gold leafs is used in a variety of dishes, mostly as garnish, and runs as high as $15,000 per pound—though of course, only small flakes are ever used at a time.

Sushi rolls with edible gold leafVolodymyr_Shtun, Shutterstock

Equivalent: Edible Glitter

If you’re looking to add a luxe element to baked goods or cocktails, edible glitter has become a lot more easy to find in the past few years. You can get gold luster dust for adding on top of cakes or cupcakes, and some also comes in liquid form to be added to drinks.

Hot chocolate with whipped cream and golden edible glitterStefan Lambauer, Shutterstock

Expensive: Moose Cheese

Moose cheese is exactly what it sounds like: cheese produced from the milk of moose. It’s made at the Elk House in Bjurholm, Sweden, where owners Christer and Ulla Johannson have three moose who produce about 300kg of cheese a year. It goes for about $455 per pound.

Close Up Photo of Cheese with jam bowlIrita Antonevica, Pexels

Equivalent: Camembert

Though the Elk House produces four types of cheese—a soft, white-rind cheese, a soft blue, a hard blue, and a feta—the closest equivalent to their soft cheese is a French Camembert made from cow’s milk.

Hands of a Woman Slicing White CheeseKarolina Grabowska, Pexels

Expensive: Bluefin Tuna

When it comes to expensive fish, it’s hard to beat the bluefin tuna, which is a star ingredient at upscale sushi restaurants. The price can go up to $5,000 per pound.

Tuna Fish Meat Served with Herbs on White PlateRDNE Stock project, Pexels

Equivalent: Pole-Caught Yellowfin Tuna

It’s certainly not as fancy, but the flavor of pole-caught yellowfin tuna gives diners a whole lot of bang for their buck. It has a clean, non-gamey flavor and is sustainable.

tuna in a bow on light tableNew Africa, Shutterstock

Expensive: Coffin Bay King Oysters

These wildly expensive oysters come from Australia, and go for up to $100 each—although they’re actually massive, so slurping down a dozen might not be necessary for the full Coffin Bay experience. They can weigh up to 2.2 pounds each! Oh, did we mentioned they’re exclusively sold at one restaurant down under? Don’t forget to add the price of the plane ticket!

Fresh oyster in dish with lemon and limeSuporn Thawornnithi, Shutterstock

Equivalent: Belon Oysters

Though not quite as cheap as buck-a-shuck, Belon oysters—AKA the European flat oyster—are nonetheless affordable compared to Coffin Bay Kings. They also have a distinct flavor that’s very different from the East and West Coast oysters common in North American—though they have recently migrated to Maine from Europe. You can get 25 for about $80, but if you’re really on a budget, you can’t beat a fresh Malpeque.

European flat oysters in a bow and glass of whiskeybarmalini, Shutterstock

Expensive: Ethical Foie Gras

Already expensive in its less ethical form, foie gras is fattened goose or duck liver, which has a rich yet delicate buttery flavor. It can go for about $1,600 per pound—but it’s not for everyone.

Duck foie gras dishEdsel Little, Flickr

Equivalent: Duck Liver Mousse

For a rich taste minus all the moral conundrums—or, at least, fewer moral conundrums—try duck liver mousse. It has a similar flavor but a light-as-a-cloud texture, and a much more affordable price tag.

slice of duck liver mousse with pepperpage frederique, Shutterstock

Expensive: Gooseneck Barnacles

It takes a refined palate to enjoy something as bizarre-looking as gooseneck barnacles. These filter-feeding crustaceans look like animal hooves, and are found attached to rocks at low tide—which is part of the reason they’re so expensive. Harvests are difficult and dangerous, and gooseneck barnacles can go for $125 per poud.

person holding Goose neck barnaclesIuliia Karnaushenko, Shutterstock

Equivalent: Littleneck Clams In Garlic Butter

People say that gooseneck barnacles taste like small, salty clams—and the best small clams have to be littlenecks, which are easy to find. The only caveat? They’re also a bit sweet—so prepare them in a salty garlic butter to replicate the gooseneck experience.

Steamed clams with garlicPicmin, Shutterstock

Expensive: Pule Cheese

Another rare and expensive cheese, pule is made from Serbian donkey milk. Donkeys produce very little milk, and as a result, this cheese can run $3,000 per pounds. It has a crumbly texture and a nutty, earthy flavor. There was even a rumor that tennis star Novak Djokovic bought the entire worlds’ supply of pule at one point.

image if cheese decorated with red pepper and green leavesPixabay, Pexels

Equivalent: Kashkaval Cheese

Kashkaval cheese has the geography down—it comes from Romania, which borders Serbia. This sheep’s milk cheese has a robust, grassy flavor similar to Pule, but with a much more easy-to-swallow price tag.

ashkaval cheese on stone backgroundEnez Selvi, Shutterstock


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